BOTW 7/9

​I know what I want from an Earth woman.

Someone to have my babies.

What I don't want is a wife.

I’ve only spent a single evening with the fiery female, but suddenly a wife is what I need.

She’ll scream.  She’ll moan.  She’ll writhe beneath me.

I’ll bend her to my will.

I’ll show her the pleasure of submission.

I’ll make Perri my queen.

(Sorry, deal not currently available at Amazon UK)