Baby for the Boss

“It’s going to be our little secret.
Will you agree to be my fake fiancée?”
Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!
Why did I agree to this?

My feelings for my boss were never fake.
I know he doesn’t do relationships,
And only needs me to keep his job.
Then, why is it getting so hard?
Why is he turning into my romantic fantasy?

It was all supposed to be fake, no strings attached.
And the pact never talked about the two lines that I now see on the pregnancy strip!

Oh no, Oh no. Oh no!