Keeping the Playboy's Baby

Lana

Jameson didn’t break my heart five years ago
It wasn’t his to break
But he did wound my pride
And in some ways, that’s worse
That’s in the past though
And now Jameson has a chance to make it up to me
I need a fake boyfriend, and of course he’s still single
And if it screws up his dating life for a couple of months
Well, that just a bonus

Jameson

I screwed up with Lana, I can admit it
But I never thought it would come back to bite me in the ass all this time later
It’s a special kind of hell having her all over me
Knowing that it’s just for show, that I can’t really have her
I’m trying to be a gentleman about it,
I’m trying to make up for the mistake I made five years ago,
But if I end up getting her back in bed for real
Well, that’s just a bonus